10 definitions by sumsarious the III
Konard is also what's called a "midget," if you spot a small person, the way you can tell between a konard and a midget is by their foreheads. Konards have a gem-like red object engraved in their foreheads so it sticks out like a sore-thumb. Konards also wear glasses and have massive foreheads. They most commonly are spotted in rgb and gaming-supply filled rooms. Konard's will use their nerdy language to deafen everything around them and then feast once anyone cant hear them.
HELP THERE IS A KONARD WREAKING HAVOC BACK THEIR, HE DEFEANED ONE OF MY EARS BUT ATLEAST I GOT OUT ALIVE!
by sumsarious the III February 12, 2023
A person who wears incredibly huge underwear making their body an hourglass type of shape, they are also incredibly bald and most commonly spotted in closets.
You kids be safe and always check for closet-Otsirs. You never know when one will appear in your closet.
by sumsarious the III February 12, 2023
an incredibly dangerous person who resembles a bumblebee and is also one of the horniest, most vile creatures on planet earth.
by sumsarious the III February 11, 2023
A skinny, nerdy, snitchy and vile creature who pretends to be a middle-school student. Sanoojes ages can't be defined but their shoes give a hint about how old they are. Most sanoojes are wearing raggedy sandles or very old shoes that are way in the 1000 - 1800's. In their student form they are also incredibly tall and are even hard to tell that they are middle-school students. When sanoojes sense that a lie is being told, they scream like a banshee alerting everyone in a 2-mile radius. When they scream they also activate a feasting mode in their head, where the liar gets demolished immediately.
by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023
A creature who can transform into a human who finds a target who will talk to him and then stalks his target until the end of his life. Pesoojes are also incredibly nature/forest/woods obsessed with many of them bringing large med kits with them everywhere. They way you can tell a Pesooj from a regular person is through their laugh. Pesoojes laughs is a combination of seagull noises and window wiping. Most Pesoojes vision is not very good, therefore they have nerdy glasses on. Pesoojes also are hard to get rid of the way they lay 50000 eggs per year, luckily, Pesoojes are pretty easy to tell apart from their mean and arrogant behavior with other people instead of their targets.
A Pesooj just recently captured my friend Konard in his stalker trap, luckily the people around the Pesooj knew the procedure to evacuate the Pesooj.
by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023
by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023
A dangerous teacher-like creature that imitates a real history teacher, he will show the class trauma-inducing footage/pictures such as medieval dicks therefore getting the real teacher fired.
by sumsarious the III February 12, 2023