krogulate

Krah-gew-late
(verb)
When you experience a crash out of such great proportions you lose the ability to speak coherently, generally using many swear words and shaking from adrenaline whilst screaming.

(verb)
The act of resorting back to your neanderthal senses, vocabulary becomes nonexistent and violence is the only thing you know.

“Dude, OOMA just crashed for the fourth time, he is shaking and every other word is fuck. I think he’s about to krogulate”

krogulate by Brew Chief February 12, 2026

kegulate 

Known as a brave soldier in war who won many battles not from power, but from courage and lives for eternity on the battlefields.

The soldiers from world war II were all kegulates of America.

kegulate by Denako February 22, 2009

krollateral damage

to inadvertently cause harm to a loved one through your own thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions against someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

krollateral damage by aarrgghh August 12, 2008

krollateral damage

a loved one who becomes the inadvertent victim of thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions aimed at someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

krollateral damage by aarrgghh August 11, 2008

knobulate 

To rotate a knob clockwise then anticlockwise in quick succession.

To create some interesting filter sweep effects take hold of the filter cutoff control and knobulate vigourously.

knobulate by tom101 August 4, 2003

Krebulate 

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{Definition}
Kreb·u·late (krĕb"·yōō·lāt') VERB:

1. To merely exist. To do nothing more than be.

2. To be wholly lazy with oneself; To be so smally active as to be inactive.

Kreb·u·la·ting (krĕb"·yōō·lā'·teeng) TRANSITIVE VERB:

1. The ongoing process of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lat·er (krĕb"·yōō·lāt'·ər) NOUN:

1. One who merely exist.

Kreb·u·la·tion (krĕb'·yōō·lā"·shən) NOUN:

1. The act of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lant (krĕb"·yōō·lănt') ADJECTIVE:

1. The state of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lance (krĕb"·yōō·lăns') NOUN:

1. The effect of the act of merely existing.

{based-on the stem name "Sir Hans Adolf Krebs" (German born British physician and biochemist) who, in 1937 (along with seminal work from Albert Szent-Györgyi) identified the cellular metabolic process now commonly called the "Kreb cycle" (a.k.a.: the "citric acid cycle" or the "tricarboxylic acid cycle.") As the process suggests; what is needed for the cell's energy production (and storage and eventual release, as well as other needed processes for it to exist and merely function) so it is with this definition.}

"We'd get more work done if he wouldn't just Krebulate, while on the clock."

"I'm afraid all that she's doing is Krebulating, during her coma."

"Being a Krebulater is one sure way of gaining weight and destroying ones health."

"Krebulation alone, may well yet be, the cause of the down-fall of our society."

"You could have a rich and rewarding life if you weren't so Krebulant."

"Krebulance leads to ineffectiveness."

Krebulate by drochalsey May 19, 2009

frogulate

the act of going to bed in one position and while sleeping to beat another up through kicks to the face and to wake upside down with ur arm punching the other in the face

hey dude what happened to ur face

remember that girl last night well she frogulated me in her sleep and i have the bruises to prove it

frogulate by ryan holland October 10, 2008