Krebulate

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{Definition}
Kreb·u·late (krĕb"·yōō·lāt') VERB:

1. To merely exist. To do nothing more than be.

2. To be wholly lazy with oneself; To be so smally active as to be inactive.

Kreb·u·la·ting (krĕb"·yōō·lā'·teeng) TRANSITIVE VERB:

1. The ongoing process of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lat·er (krĕb"·yōō·lāt'·ər) NOUN:

1. One who merely exist.

Kreb·u·la·tion (krĕb'·yōō·lā"·shən) NOUN:

1. The act of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lant (krĕb"·yōō·lănt') ADJECTIVE:

1. The state of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lance (krĕb"·yōō·lăns') NOUN:

1. The effect of the act of merely existing.

{based-on the stem name "Sir Hans Adolf Krebs" (German born British physician and biochemist) who, in 1937 (along with seminal work from Albert Szent-Györgyi) identified the cellular metabolic process now commonly called the "Kreb cycle" (a.k.a.: the "citric acid cycle" or the "tricarboxylic acid cycle.") As the process suggests; what is needed for the cell's energy production (and storage and eventual release, as well as other needed processes for it to exist and merely function) so it is with this definition.}

"We'd get more work done if he wouldn't just Krebulate, while on the clock."

"I'm afraid all that she's doing is Krebulating, during her coma."

"Being a Krebulater is one sure way of gaining weight and destroying ones health."

"Krebulation alone, may well yet be, the cause of the down-fall of our society."

"You could have a rich and rewarding life if you weren't so Krebulant."

"Krebulance leads to ineffectiveness."

by drochalsey May 19, 2009

kimbulate

To turn your pillow to the cooler side

Eric: Omg I kimbulated like 6 times yesterday. It felt so good.
Jason: Wow I only kimbulated like 4 times.

by Refrigeratorz March 4, 2009

kegulate

Known as a brave soldier in war who won many battles not from power, but from courage and lives for eternity on the battlefields.

The soldiers from world war II were all kegulates of America.

by Denako February 22, 2009

knobulate

To rotate a knob clockwise then anticlockwise in quick succession.

To create some interesting filter sweep effects take hold of the filter cutoff control and knobulate vigourously.

by tom101 August 4, 2003

kegulate

the art of being the fattest, baldest ugliest cunt on the planet.stemmed from australia in about 2001 as a term of insult ot fat cunts world wide.

they just kegulated the shit outta me.

those cunts just administered a severe bout of kegulation on me. fucken hell mabe i should lose weight, buy rogaine and spend 80 grand on rhynoplasty.

look at that fat cunt, bet his name is keg.

by CHRISTIAN SOLIDER October 24, 2006

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

knobulate

Verb to describe various activities usually related to the phallus (penis) such as sex, wanking, oral sex, etc.

Also can also be used to describe dominating someone at online gaming.

nublet: im going to knobulate you 2nite. lolz im so horny!

can be modified:
act of super-knobulation
sh1t! you nobulate pro!

by tonypepporoni May 2, 2006