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kinoshed 

The act of being both drunk and high to the point that you forget your name, location, current year, etc.
GIRL: Whats my name? Where am I? What year is it?
GUY TO FRIEND: Damnit I wanted to fuck that girl tonight, but she's kinoshed to the teeth.
FRIEND TO GUY: So...
kinoshed by fakeplasticjack May 23, 2009
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Greek Titan of the universe. Son of Oranos, Father of Zeus. A prophecy wads foretold that Oranos would be defeated by his son (Kronos), who would be in turn defeated by his son (Zeus). Scared the prophecy might be true, Kronos swallowed every child alive who he and Gaia (his wife) gave birth too. Gaia, after having Zeus, feared for him and hid him on Earth. Eventually, Zeus and Gaia tricked Kronos into puking out their children (Poseidon, Hera, Hades,etc.) and Zeus declared war on Kronos. Kronos then gathered all the titans for battle. Zeus, however, called the gods and the thousand handed ones to his aid. The thousand handed ones then threw rocks and killed the titans. The survivos (including Kronos) and all of Kronos's minions were put in the hellish prison Tartarus where they would spend the rest of their days.
If you play the game "Age of Mythology, the Titans Ex." you can find stories of Kronos, or simply go to your public library.
Kronos by All seeing December 9, 2004
kainos is new
Kainos by kainos February 26, 2009

Krinology 

A religion worshiping The God of gaming, Known only as Krin.
They Worship at a given website which contains humorous quotes and even more humorous people. Created By a person in the alias of Veragoot, A notorious spammer of the aforementioned website, the religion has few followers at the time being. Also Seeming to be opposed By a group known as Krinonymous. Worshiping includes praying to Krin for a new game, And including yourself in such activities as their unique forum games.
We are Krinonymous, We do not forgive, We do not forget. Expect Us.
Join the game for fame! Become a Krinolagist!
I Spam Krinology! /spam
Krinology by Krinonymous March 4, 2008

Hideyoshi Kinoshita 

A male that looks like a female and everyone assumes it. He also made a gender called "Hideyoshi".
Dumb guy 1 : Hey! Have you heard of a guy called Hideyoshi Kinoshita?
Dumb guy 2 : Guy? i thought she was a girl.
Normally a title attached to a well endowed, yet refreshingly humble person. (Kro- from ancient greek; krokoas, gracious, nos - noslaakia, ancient greek; very large pork sausage often used with pizza like pastry based dishes)
-I heard that guy can hit the bottom of a beer glass.
-Wow, I wonder if he is single, what a kronos
Kronos by Michelle Holloway September 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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