krios 

you're honestly so nice, good looking too :) <33

"kriosss"

krios by yuanyuan:] November 21, 2021

krios 

Jamaican that can't swim.

Look at that krios over there.

krios by Compostitio123 March 18, 2017

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Gotta Kris 

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.

girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*

Gotta Kris by popk August 22, 2016

kris bryant 

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer

Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!

kris bryant by BaseballFan29 July 18, 2016

kris get the banana

Potassium

"Kris get the banana"
"Potassium"

kris get the banana by Thefirstpotato September 22, 2021

Krisha

Krisha is a very kind girl, she's the best girl to date. She's cold and shy at first but once she gets comfy, you'll see her goofy side. Don't mess up with her, she's scary af. She's lovely and sweet. She's perfect and very sexy.

guy 1 : i saw that ure dating Krisha, she's the girl of my dreams.
guy 2 : Uhh yes, she's worth the wait and she gives all her effort to her s/o.

Krisha by Blonde Armpit Hair October 16, 2021