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Kainos by kainos February 26, 2009
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An incredibly sexy, intelligent girl.
Did you see Kainos today? She was HOT!
Kainos by rihanna teixeira March 6, 2009
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That guy with the name no one can pronounce. The name is pronounced in dozens of different ways.

Kainoe gives up on people pronouncing his name wrong so he just accepts it.

(Kai-no-way)

Incorrect Pronunciation: (Ka-noo) (Ka-no-lee) (Kon-why) (Kon-oh-way) (Kee-ah-noo)
"Hi Kainoe!"
(Ka-noo)
kainoe by Sphygen November 13, 2018
bro this toxic af if you ship this get tf outta here dog they AINT gon be canon + ness deserves way better ffs kaisers a lil shit. i actually despise this ship with my whole heart, any1 that ships this can go die.
person 1: kainess is the best ship!!
person 2: nuh uh bro this is way too toxic + one sided + midser gets NO bitches.
kainess by shidouryuseis September 23, 2023
At first, he seems judgemental and his open personality makes him seem unapproachable. He may seem like one of those troublemaker kids who are really fake but once you start talking to him you'll realize he's not fake at all, he gives no shits and tells it as it is. He's not a troublemaker but he speaks his mind and loves to play devil's advocate which does get him into trouble sometimes. He can't stand people who take everything seriously and don't know how to take a joke. Kianosh is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, he's super easy to talk to but if he hates you, you'll know. He's the type of person to comfort you when you're stressed over a math exam, to spend hours teaching you how to play a video game that you clearly suck at, and he'll help you get items in that video game when you're distracted by the internet. Kianosh is one of those people you can be a complete idiot around, he'll call you retarded but he won't judge, he contributes to a really fun and free atmosphere where you can just goof around and make offensive jokes. He doesn't give a shit what anyone says or thinks. Kianosh will actually listen to you even if you're just blabbing about your parents. He's definitely someone you want to get to know better and become better friends with. His name means prince forever (that's what he told me), if he's a prince, he is definitely a no bullshit unconventional prince. He also loves his shoes.

p.s he looooooves Stephany and he's a complete weeb (jk)
Clare: that person just called me a bitch and said the n-word
Mikaila: yup that's kianosh for you

kinoshed 

The act of being both drunk and high to the point that you forget your name, location, current year, etc.
GIRL: Whats my name? Where am I? What year is it?
GUY TO FRIEND: Damnit I wanted to fuck that girl tonight, but she's kinoshed to the teeth.
FRIEND TO GUY: So...
kinoshed by fakeplasticjack May 23, 2009

Michael kalinoski 

A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable
“Hey do you know Michael kalinoski?”

- “Yea and he’s fuckin hot
Michael kalinoski by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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