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Viki krema
Viki cream has been putting smiles on the mouths of gourmets for over 30 years!
The legendary two-color spread of chocolate and vanilla flavors can be enjoyed spread on bread or even with a spoon!
Viki cream is a synonym for chocolate spreads in Slovenia and beyond and, together with the Indian Viki, has marked the childhood of many generations.
Kids love to eat VIKI cream - FOR 30 YEARS!
The legendary two-color spread of chocolate and vanilla flavors can be enjoyed spread on bread or even with a spoon!
Viki cream is a synonym for chocolate spreads in Slovenia and beyond and, together with the Indian Viki, has marked the childhood of many generations.
Kids love to eat VIKI cream - FOR 30 YEARS!
Viki krema by Viki_Boy_1221 November 22, 2021
Jebediah Kerman
Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020
Kemar
The name given to someone with an great amount of brilliance and intelligence. People envy and hate them for no apparent reason; most likely out of jealousy. This person is very sexy with gorgeous eyes.
If you were to meet an Kemar anywhere within you life then treat him as a king because he will return the favor and glorify your life.
If you were to meet an Kemar anywhere within you life then treat him as a king because he will return the favor and glorify your life.
Kemar by By: Miguel January 17, 2010
Kermatitus
The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.
This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!
Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-
Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-
Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
Kermatitus by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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Word of the Day on September 20, 2026