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A beautiful African American girl who is crazy, weird and funny. She is wonderful, energetic, smart and helpful . Hella independent but loves her friends and would do anything for them. Hides her emotions often with a smile and fake laughs. Has a very active imagination and a sarcastic and smart mouth. Hella annoying but fierce and lovable with an unique personality.

Zion: You need help

Shania: Well that's Keema for you, lokey crazy

Zion: Highkey crazy you mean

keema by marchmallows814 June 1, 2017

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Keema

A blonde-haired girl who loves writing, reading, and singing. She loves life, she values it more than anyone else can imagine, and she fights for her friends, Meaghan and Sarah-kir. She is a wonderful person. But, uh... she can be pretty weird sometimes. She actually nicknamed a person "Fluffy" and her friend Sarah-kir and her go around hugging him and stuff.... she's also obsessed with Puzzleshipping Yaoi and InuYasha the anime... she draws them all the time. o.o She forms Role Plays about fantasy worlds with a girl named Devyn and her friend, Sarah-kir. Always the weird computer nerd...

Hey, look! Keema is watching InuYasha again...

Keema by BunnyRyou May 10, 2012

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Keema

A word used to call someone whos name is Kamaljit. Sometimes another word is added to the end of it to make it sound better like...Keema Nan

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Keema by FunnyPatel March 9, 2009

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Keema Naan

An Indian style bread cooked in tandoori oils. It is filled with spiced meat, much better than a garlic naan. Has mystical powers, some say it bring back the dead but the dead never eat it so they never get brought back. It's more than just a naan it will turn you into a superhunaan. Can make you burst out into song. It also tastes really good.

"Keema Naan? 'Ell of a shout!"

"Keema Naan, Keema Naan, gimme gimme Keema Naan Na Naa Naan"

Keema Naan by EnslaveTHEWhiteDevil April 11, 2013

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Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

Keema & Masturbate Day by Safali July 25, 2016

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keema queen

the queen of mince meat, with control of all the mince in the world. no dish can be keema-fied without her

i am the keema queen and you will not eat keema without me

keema queen by zb20 February 12, 2026

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i love keema

a phrase used when a person loves the indian dish "keema"

i love keema so much

its sooo yummy

i love keema by unicornshet123 August 12, 2020

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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