Kermatitus 

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.

Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*

Kermatitus by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011

Kermarious 

Kermarious is a player loved by many. He loves to meet new people and enjoys talking to strangers. He's handsome and he knows it but he hates someone with a bad mood. Kermarious also is very arrogant but in a good way, always acting like he's on top of the world. but the best thing is that he got a pretty big dick and is freaking segsy.

oh is that kermarious?! 😩

Kermarious by anonymous November 21, 2021

kermarious 

Kermarious is a funny guy who loves to make people laugh. He's the life of the party and can turn your frown upside down. He can be arrogant at times but mist people love the confidence. He is common talk around everywhere he goes. mostly because if his good looks. most of his kind usually have big u know whats. Despite his mean appearance though, he is a all around nice guy and people find him very attractive...

Person: Oh is that Kermarious?
Kermarious: Yeah I am THE Kermarious.

kermarious by anonymous November 21, 2021