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a sport involving creeping around on urban surfaces using animal-like movements. Parkour for people afraid of injury.
She spent the afternoon kreltching along the breakwater, looking at the surfers, trying not to be noticed.
kreltch by Kreltch Meister Mike September 25, 2016
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kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars
yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere
kretched by programous October 21, 2010
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Kretchfoop 

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.
''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''
Kretchfoop by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010
a person that often or occasionally performs acts of 'kreatch' eg- kicking a ball over the fence on purpose, spanking someone for no reason or writing 'kr' on the bathroom walls.
' damn that kid is such a kreatch'

'You are Kreatch'
kreatch by TKRK September 27, 2008

kretcher 

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)
Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.
kretcher by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004
Sort of like, "fuck", or "damn", but you can say it in front of children, and on NBC in the 1960's. And, yes, this is from the Monkees. However, this is not how they used it. I would just like to see it get used as a swear word.
Michael: "Oh, Micky, your tire blew", Micky: "Kretch!"
kretch by SexxxySleepyJean December 13, 2004

lexie kretchmer 

Lexie kretchmer is trash
lexie kretchmer by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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