kretcher 

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

kretcher by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

kretched by programous October 21, 2010

Kreacher 

The depressing ugly houself of sirius black. Opposite dobby. He's very morbid and responds to kindness.

Kreacher is the shiz.

Kreacher by narnianelfRAINBOWS February 25, 2010

lexie kretchmer 

Trash

Lexie kretchmer is trash

lexie kretchmer by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017

ketcher

A Ketcher is a handsome young man.

Isn't Ketcher handsome!?

ketcher by Mr.trantist August 5, 2016

Ketcher

Ketcher is a nice, sweet, and funny guy. If you somehow stumble upon Ketcher, he will make you feel like the happiest person in the world. He is a great boyfriend and a great normal friend.

Man Ketcher is so great. He makes me smile every day.

Ketcher by Mr Senior Man June 13, 2018

krencher 

One of the sexiest, newest and freshest people in the world

Hey! Did you see krencher today?
No :(

krencher by Krencher January 7, 2020