kretcher

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

kretched

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

by programous October 21, 2010

Kreacher

The depressing ugly houself of sirius black. Opposite dobby. He's very morbid and responds to kindness.

Kreacher is the shiz.

by narnianelfRAINBOWS February 25, 2010

lexie kretchmer

Trash

Lexie kretchmer is trash

by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017

ketcher

A Ketcher is a handsome young man.

Isn't Ketcher handsome!?

by Mr.trantist August 5, 2016

Ketcher

Ketcher is a nice, sweet, and funny guy. If you somehow stumble upon Ketcher, he will make you feel like the happiest person in the world. He is a great boyfriend and a great normal friend.

Man Ketcher is so great. He makes me smile every day.

by Mr Senior Man June 13, 2018

krencher

One of the sexiest, newest and freshest people in the world

Hey! Did you see krencher today?
No :(

by Krencher January 7, 2020