kreatch

a person that often or occasionally performs acts of 'kreatch' eg- kicking a ball over the fence on purpose, spanking someone for no reason or writing 'kr' on the bathroom walls.

' damn that kid is such a kreatch'

'You are Kreatch'

by TKRK September 27, 2008

kretched

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

by programous October 21, 2010

Kretchfoop

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.

''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''

by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010

Kratchwell

a whimpy kid who never got dome

nobody likes kratchwell enough to give him dome

by blah March 22, 2005

kretcher

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

kratches

Jamaican in origin

A lewd term used to refer to the vagina

she nuh wah gi mi no" kratches"

she didnt want me in her vagina

kratchiz crotches

by Arele July 25, 2011

Kreacher

The depressing ugly houself of sirius black. Opposite dobby. He's very morbid and responds to kindness.

Kreacher is the shiz.

by narnianelfRAINBOWS February 25, 2010