kretch

Sort of like, "fuck", or "damn", but you can say it in front of children, and on NBC in the 1960's. And, yes, this is from the Monkees. However, this is not how they used it. I would just like to see it get used as a swear word.

Michael: "Oh, Micky, your tire blew", Micky: "Kretch!"

by SexxxySleepyJean December 13, 2004

kretched

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

by programous October 2, 2010