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krampo

It's a cake filled with whatever you want inside. It can be a cake with nonstop in the batter, strawberries or whatever your choice is!
What cake will we be eating?

Krampo!
by GivemeCatfood October 8, 2017
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Kampong

Means scary, or oddly horrifying
Came from the Roblox horror game “Kampong”
Person 1 : “My neighbour was the murderer the police was looking for, and my son’s best friends with their son.”

Person 2: “That’s Kampong man”
by bbcgirlbossxoxo August 5, 2022
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poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.
Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
by gofr March 28, 2008
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kampong

Scary moment of realization; Something unexpected and terrifying in the same time like déja vù

Originated by a game in Roblox called “Kampong”
Person 1: Did you know our neighbour was the wanted murder all along!?
Person 2: Omg! That’s so kampong!
by bbcgirlbossxoxo November 22, 2022
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Krakpot

That guy is off his rocker, he's a krakpot.
by sindie December 1, 2010
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Krampussy

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020
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krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.
Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.
by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
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