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To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor
I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

krafty butcher 

A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor
Bourkey is such a krafty butcher
krafty butcher by Bishop Nelson March 28, 2005

Krafty Veteranz 

Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex

Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz
Krafty Veteranz by bjdniceboy March 22, 2010

Krafty Ending 

When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.
Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!
Krafty Ending by Stonecoldgee February 27, 2019
Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
Krafty by Jake/JCatt December 6, 2006
A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
Krafty by wafsnipes February 28, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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