A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
by wafsnipes February 28, 2019
Post traumatic fomo disorder. It's when you have a major fear of missing out, but then you went ahead and spent every dollar you had to have fun, so now you have PTSD essentially from the fomo.
by wafsnipes February 02, 2024