wafsnipes's definitions

Krafty

A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.

Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?

by wafsnipes February 28, 2019

PTFOMOD

Post traumatic fomo disorder. It's when you have a major fear of missing out, but then you went ahead and spent every dollar you had to have fun, so now you have PTSD essentially from the fomo.

I have total PTFOMOD from my trip.

by wafsnipes February 2, 2024