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PTFOMOD

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Post traumatic fomo disorder. It's when you have a major fear of missing out, but then you went ahead and spent every dollar you had to have fun, so now you have PTSD essentially from the fomo.
I have total PTFOMOD from my trip.
PTFOMOD by wafsnipes February 2, 2024
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Krafty 

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A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
Krafty by wafsnipes February 28, 2019
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