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kraeperdicking 

krapperdicking: someone who like to shit on another mans dick at a San Francisco tailgate party. Otherwise known as Collin Krapperdiking.
Tim was excited for the big game and wanted to share his excitement by shitting all over their dicks. this is called kraeperdicking
kraeperdicking by kaepernick December 28, 2013
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kraepernicking 

When someone acts like a douche for publicity, giving the appearance that they are standing up for something, when in actuality they are just a fraud.
Colin Kaepernick was kraepernicking by making a huge scene by kneeling for the national anthem and failing to show up to vote.
kraepernicking by Colin Kraepernick November 14, 2016

Kaepernicking

To flex your bicep and kiss it in celebratory fashion. Inspired and trademarked by San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.
Colin Kaepernick just ran for a touchdown to take the lead and is showing his celebration by kaepernicking to the crowd.
Kaepernicking by Technyze January 24, 2013

kaepernicking

To flex your biceps while doing random things the way San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick does when he scores touchdowns.
After a good workout I start Kaepernicking before I leave the gym
kaepernicking by ThisDatBoiD January 16, 2013

Kaepernicking

When a group or an individual strives for media attention by making audacious remarks, because they have little influence or importance and nobody cares about them. Synonyms: pathetic, insignificant, irrelevant, inconsequential, trivial, petty, trifling, not important, of no consequence, not worth mentioning, paltry, wretched, despicable, deplorable. See also: Histrionic personality disorder, which is characterized by a long-standing pattern of attention seeking behavior and extreme emotionality.
Pussy football players who disrespect our country and our flag have no clear message, they are just Kaepernicking. Play football! Nobody cares what you think.
Kaepernicking by VBChris2 January 8, 2017

Kaepernicking

Sitting down during the National Anthem.
Dat nigga supports BLM, he be Kaepernicking
Kaepernicking by Mitchatnight September 1, 2016

Kaepernicking

A type of nfl celebration where one kisses their biceps
As frank gore scored he left an ode to teammate kaepernick by kaepernicking
Kaepernicking by Bob Michael June 14, 2017
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