krabitz
Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.
As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid
The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit
As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid
The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit
As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".
As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?
Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!
As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.
Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.
As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?
Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!
As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.
Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.
krabitz by theAntiRiced December 12, 2008
