krabitz

Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.

As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid

The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit

As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn

For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".

As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?

Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!

As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.

Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.

by theAntiRiced December 12, 2008

Krabitalism

The noxious greed of bourgeoi-crustaceans. Specifically shown in Spongebob Squarepants, it shows Mr. Krabs' oppression towards the gentle laborer.

"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

by Javier2798 September 26, 2017

kravitzing

Spying/Eavesdropping from behind doors,fences,curtains etc.(Courtesy of Gladys Kravitz from the 60's T.V. show, Bewitched).

I got busted kravitzing when the curtains blew open.

by idle mind June 15, 2007

Zoë Kravitz

A talented actress staring The Batman 2022, High Fidelity, Divergent, and Kimi
As of right now Zoë Kravitz is 33 and married but her career is sure to take off soon.

Bro1: Dude The Batman was AWESOME
Bro2: yeah man, one question tho… who played the cat girl?
Bro1: Zoë Kravitz?
Bro2: really? I couldn’t tell under all the makeup

Bro1: On God.

by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan May 10, 2022

Kabitzin

To screw around and do things with nothing worthwhile in mind.

"Hey, wanna go to the party Saturday?"

"Nope, I'm grounded. I got sent to the office for kabitzin in class."

by LindseyP December 23, 2006

Lenny Kravitz Disease

Being both Jewish and African American. A dying breed, like gingers.

Jeff is so lucky he has Lenny Kravitz Disease! He gets to celebrate Kwanzaa, Christmas, and Hannukah!

by pnthrfan327 January 13, 2010

kravitzing

the act of being a nosy neighbor

While kravitzing I saw the neighbor carry a large rolled up rug out and place it in the back of his car. I haven't seen the roommate since!"

by Beaubo November 6, 2007