kranitz 

Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.

That there is a lesser spotted Kranitz. Run!

kranitz by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

Krantzpasen 

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help

Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.

Krantzpasen by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

kravitzing 

Spying/Eavesdropping from behind doors,fences,curtains etc.(Courtesy of Gladys Kravitz from the 60's T.V. show, Bewitched).

I got busted kravitzing when the curtains blew open.

kravitzing by idle mind June 15, 2007

krabitz

Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.

As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid

The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit

As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn

For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".

As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?

Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!

As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.

Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.

krabitz by theAntiRiced December 12, 2008

Joel Kanitz 

A sexy ass fool from a band called This Century! WOOT. :)
Myspace.com/ThisCentury

"Did you get a picture with Joel Kanitz at the show last night?"

Joel Kanitz by yomamainbigbear March 9, 2009

Zoë Kravitz 

A talented actress staring The Batman 2022, High Fidelity, Divergent, and Kimi
As of right now Zoë Kravitz is 33 and married but her career is sure to take off soon.

Bro1: Dude The Batman was AWESOME
Bro2: yeah man, one question tho… who played the cat girl?
Bro1: Zoë Kravitz?
Bro2: really? I couldn’t tell under all the makeup

Bro1: On God.

Zoë Kravitz by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan May 10, 2022

Joel Kanitz 

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.

Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.

Joel Kanitz by ThisCenturySophee July 25, 2011