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Kalkowski 

A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a β€œlesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.
Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher
Kalkowski by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

Kalkowski 

A name for a bitch ass teacher. Comes from Andersen Middle School but the origin teacher is so awful the name can be used across the world
Person A: Dude I fucking hate my teacher
Person B: Sounds like such a Kalkowski
Kalkowski by Koabska October 16, 2019

kowalewski 

Something noone can pronounce, but don't really need to anyway.
Kowalewski - Just say "Grant"
kowalewski by Edgar_Deutschland October 23, 2015

Kolakowski 

A verb describing the action of a cuckold licking the semen of another man from the cuckold's wife's vagina.
After Jamal banged Nick's wife, Nick Kolakowski'd Jamal's seed.
Kolakowski by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023

Evan Kowalewski 

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville

Kolakowski 

One from Polish decent, generally with a small penis and a jew fro. Hates Hilter. Also usually is socially awkward, has a hard time finding friends, is short and is over-weight.
No one likes to sit with Kolakowski at lunch.
Kolakowski by Billy-Billy-Billy December 21, 2012