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Kalkowski 

A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a “lesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.
Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher
Kalkowski by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

Kalkowski 

A name for a bitch ass teacher. Comes from Andersen Middle School but the origin teacher is so awful the name can be used across the world
Person A: Dude I fucking hate my teacher
Person B: Sounds like such a Kalkowski
Kalkowski by Koabska October 16, 2019

kowalewski 

Something noone can pronounce, but don't really need to anyway.
Kowalewski - Just say "Grant"
kowalewski by Edgar_Deutschland October 23, 2015

Kolakowski 

A verb describing the action of a cuckold licking the semen of another man from the cuckold's wife's vagina.
After Jamal banged Nick's wife, Nick Kolakowski'd Jamal's seed.
Kolakowski by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023

Evan Kowalewski 

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville
Its Evan Kowalewski, watch out for the grinch!

Kolakowski 

One from Polish decent, generally with a small penis and a jew fro. Hates Hilter. Also usually is socially awkward, has a hard time finding friends, is short and is over-weight.
No one likes to sit with Kolakowski at lunch.
Kolakowski by Billy-Billy-Billy December 21, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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