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Persian.(noun) A person who is known to give anal sex.
this term is most often used towards males to imply homosexuality aswell.
A commonly used insult.
Dude you're so kooni.
Kooni by Jesuschristsex August 16, 2011
Related Words
koonji • Kooni • Konji • Kooning • Koonja • Konji-Roo • konjition • Kooji • koojie • koojihugyft
Usually used by people of Nigerian descent to describe a state of extreme horniness. Usually only applies to people who have tasted the forbidden fruit before
Guy 1 : See that fat girl!
Guy 2 : With the konji that I have right now, I would still smash
Konji by Junepaules12 April 25, 2011

bache kooni 

Bache kooni means a homosexual male who likes penis inserted into his anus. A bache kooni loves anal sex. But, the "bache kooni" person must be the one whose anus is penetrated by a penis.
bache kooni by John William Smith IV September 2, 2015
a feeling off sexual pleasure that you need at that point of time when a boy/girl has not smashed in a long time and is in the mood for anything
"konji has caught you shey"
"yes o, konji can kill"
konji by yoyoboogyou January 28, 2020

Konji-Roo 

A sassy sarcastic expression made with ones face in which the person has the lips of an angel and one eyebrow raised
Angelina Jolie sported a sexy low-cut dress and a konji-roo expression to the Oscars.
Konji-Roo by Esercainas May 8, 2008
Damn, check out that koonkie o'er thur. She's bangin.
koonkie by lil' zizzle June 28, 2004
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