Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

Kooning by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Kooning

inserting objects into your peehole.

Dude, Daniel's been kooning with a torque wrench. His peehole's gotta be super ragged out by now.

Kooning by Bahn burner August 26, 2010

Kooning

Kooning is where you jerk/finger/rub somebody else off, but you cum instead of them.

"I was kooning with Melody marks, it was great!"

Kooning by epicgamercode12 November 5, 2025

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009

Kooringal 

Suburb of Wagga Wagga, Australia.

A great divide with government housing on one end, near Kooringal High School, and progressively richer houses as the altitude increases.

If you watch closely you can just make out the dark shadows of local coons making the daily trek for unlocked cars and vacant houses.

"Hey where you from?"

"Kooringal"

"Nice, stay safe mate, not as bad as Ashmont"

Kooringal by Lopin87 October 16, 2009

korning 

sucking the cum outta anothers ass

Yoni did u give her a right korning last nite ?

korning by Anonymous September 25, 2003

kooking ip 

Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.

"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"

"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."

kooking ip by serial kook ipper November 23, 2010