kommunion 

A term used to differentiate between the true Sanctissimum (real holy communion, the Roman Catholic Eucharist) and invalid matter used by Protestants.

Did you hear how John Kerry took kommunion at a Protestant church last year?

kommunion by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

kommunion kookie by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

Communionated 

A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.

Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!

Communionated by Gerald Peterson May 13, 2017

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion by spagoogle March 28, 2018

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion by HeckenStop March 28, 2018

communion wafers 

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.

The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

communion wafers by Person11234 June 8, 2019

Your family reunion a homosexual communion 

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.

Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

Your family reunion a homosexual communion by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018