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the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra
Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
by lolitolduitwouldbthere2morrow September 20, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Basically when you take classes for 2 years about God and whatever then you go to church to eat Jesus' body
dude: For my first communion I barley got anything and it wasn't even during a pandemic yet my dumbass sister gets a party during a pandemic for hers

dude 2: damn
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by im u fucking sadist17 February 27, 2021
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