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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020
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Koleka's are wonderful people. If you ever meet one, know that you are very lucky to experience such greatness in your lifetime.

Koleka's are wildly ambitious, they are powerful and remarkable human beings. Koleka's are exceptionally talented and smart, highly sensitive and intuitive, warm and funny, fun, free, fiery go-getters. They have incredible vision and they will not back down from a challenge, and they exceed every expectation you've had of them.

Koleka's are at their best when they are loved, treated with kindness and tenderness and when you give them the freedom to just be who they are. Although they have a dazzling and magnetic aura, they are surprisingly shy and can be a bit of an introvert. If you respect them and their space, they'll give you more than you imagined in return.

If you ever come across such a rare gem, don't make it weird and awkward for them - they know you are starstruck.
Wow, Koleka is a brilliant writer!
Koleka by mr_moon November 22, 2021

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF describes a normal day of a life of a KOLEKA when a minor incident with only material damange and no human casualties occurs.
KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF A1 BELGIUM
A greeting used between members of a certain group. Initially part of a post that seemed to be accidental (purse post) it has been adopted by The 5000 members of the group.
Kolkka hookers and Matt, quick question...
kolkka by Rfml June 16, 2019
A real friend that got no time for haters.
Gorgeous wonderful person that no judge others. That's misunderstood by society.
Kolea is wonderful .
Kolea by Da.realest August 29, 2017
Jeff: What a great helicopter, Kyle! I'm so glad your parents let us borrow it! Say, how are you doing with your meds?
Kyle: K-k...
Jeff: You okay Kyle?
Kyle: KOBEKAZE
Kobekaze by Peebis March 19, 2020
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