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A greeting used between members of a certain group. Initially part of a post that seemed to be accidental (purse post) it has been adopted by The 5000 members of the group.
Kolkka hookers and Matt, quick question...
kolkka by Rfml June 16, 2019
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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
Awesome hentai game that allows you to create characters with high detail and precision. Want to make your crush? Well with enough observations of her measurements you probably can! It'll be a little odd but only you know about it right?
This Koikatu game is amazing! I can remake myself and anyone else that I want in a 3D anime artstyle!(and fuck them)
koikatu by Stralelvan June 24, 2020
The cutest, most amazing, most gorgeous girl alive, everything about her is everything someone could want in girl, she has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile, shes pretty much perfect.
Have you met Kalika? She's beautiful!
Kalika by Quinn123 March 8, 2011
An amazing and beautiful girl who is always there for you when you need her. She may not be the most popular but she can always bring a smile to your face. If you find your-self a Kolina don't let her go because you will never find another girl like this. Definitely not a girly-girl.
Dude, your girl is such a Kolina. Never let her go.
kolina by Marcus Lee9 October 7, 2012