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Is somebody who believes in the Kobosh Joei Truth, a truth that was discovered in Surrey, BC in 2020. Anyone who's not a kobosh is anti-kobosh-Joei: they're tripping.

This word can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, interjection, conjunction
"Oh man, you're such a Kobosh."
"I'm Koboshing Sean."
"I live my life Koboshfully."
"A Kobosh boy is a double agent in the tripping group."
"Kobosh!"
"There are two apples here, kobosh there are five bananas there."
kobosh by kobosh_worker_329 January 30, 2025
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kobosh.com 

A reported website which consists of 23 rules that you must agree to in order to be a Kobosh Joei Truth member.
My friends visited the kobosh website, kobosh.com
kobosh.com by kobosh_liker February 1, 2025
Related Words
kobosh kobosh.com koosh KABOSH kibosh kokoshiibo koosha kooshan kooshi kooshie

sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night
Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed
sloshed and kaboshed by kaboshed January 16, 2020
What more is to say than he is the true definition of awesomeness. You will never ever find someone as good as him and he is a true bro. And let's be honest ladies LOVE this guy. Best lover someone can find and if you ever find a koosha never let go.
Jennifer: Yesterday I went on a date with this guy and he was a true gentleman. He was funny and sexy and the sex was amazing
Rebecca: Wow Jenny looks like you found a koosha.
Koosha by Theguyyouneverknow August 16, 2018

kooshnaq 

1. The act of being owned.
2. Someone or something that is constantly in a state of being owned.
3. A derogatory term that is generally considered to be an acceptable "diss" in society.
Example for definition 1:
Joe: "Mike, your mom is so fat she has here own zip code!"
Bob: "Oh snap, you just got kooshnaqed!"

Example for definition 2:
John: "I've failed ever test and class this year, and I've been beaten up after school everyday since Kindergarten."
Tom: "Dude, you really are a kooshnaq."

Example for definition 3:
Hank: "Let's have a dissing battle!"
Theodore: "OK, I'll go first. You're a kooshnaq!"
Hank: "Oh man, you took the best diss on the first turn, thats against the rules."
kooshnaq by The Failureteers August 23, 2005

Kooshlar 

A word that is everything that fits. You cant say "The dog walked kooshlar of here", but you can say "The kooshlar walked out of here"
You better kooshlar yourself out of here of I will kooshlar you to death
Kooshlar by Taloor December 9, 2008

kooshlin 

Anything soft furry or spongy, suitable for sleeping or resting on.
1)So tired....rock..hard, must find kooshlin for head.
2)Your dog, he has the kooslin, may i sleep on him?
kooshlin by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002