kooshan
kooshan is a fucking god
kooshan by fgyiewdifwevsh May 18, 2022
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kooshan
Tall lanky creature who tries to catch balls with his feet. Usually have one eyebrow instead of two! WARNING! AVOID IS SUGGESTED. (Drinks his own pee)
kooshan
Tall lanky creature who tries to catch balls with his feet. Usually have one eyebrow instead of two! WARNING! AVOID IS SUGGESTED. (Drinks his own pee)
Koosha
What more is to say than he is the true definition of awesomeness. You will never ever find someone as good as him and he is a true bro. And let's be honest ladies LOVE this guy. Best lover someone can find and if you ever find a koosha never let go.
Jennifer: Yesterday I went on a date with this guy and he was a true gentleman. He was funny and sexy and the sex was amazing
Rebecca: Wow Jenny looks like you found a koosha.
Rebecca: Wow Jenny looks like you found a koosha.
Koosha by Theguyyouneverknow August 16, 2018
kooshnaq
1. The act of being owned.
2. Someone or something that is constantly in a state of being owned.
3. A derogatory term that is generally considered to be an acceptable "diss" in society.
2. Someone or something that is constantly in a state of being owned.
3. A derogatory term that is generally considered to be an acceptable "diss" in society.
Example for definition 1:
Joe: "Mike, your mom is so fat she has here own zip code!"
Bob: "Oh snap, you just got kooshnaqed!"
Example for definition 2:
John: "I've failed ever test and class this year, and I've been beaten up after school everyday since Kindergarten."
Tom: "Dude, you really are a kooshnaq."
Example for definition 3:
Hank: "Let's have a dissing battle!"
Theodore: "OK, I'll go first. You're a kooshnaq!"
Hank: "Oh man, you took the best diss on the first turn, thats against the rules."
Joe: "Mike, your mom is so fat she has here own zip code!"
Bob: "Oh snap, you just got kooshnaqed!"
Example for definition 2:
John: "I've failed ever test and class this year, and I've been beaten up after school everyday since Kindergarten."
Tom: "Dude, you really are a kooshnaq."
Example for definition 3:
Hank: "Let's have a dissing battle!"
Theodore: "OK, I'll go first. You're a kooshnaq!"
Hank: "Oh man, you took the best diss on the first turn, thats against the rules."
kooshnaq by The Failureteers August 23, 2005
Kooshni
Girl 1: "Can you hand me the kooshni?"
Girl 2: "The what?"
Girl 1: "You know, the kooshni?"
Girl 2: "The remote...?"
Girl 1: "Yeah that!"
Girl 2: "The what?"
Girl 1: "You know, the kooshni?"
Girl 2: "The remote...?"
Girl 1: "Yeah that!"
Kooshni by Nugget Lover June 25, 2009
kooshnooding
kooshnooding by BigDaddyKush May 17, 2018