Kobism is a religion largely known for the chicken water festival that takes place March 1st which is also the start of the new year according to the 'Bolaya' which is the word for the Kobism Bible. The religion worships 2 main Gods. Kobi; the creator and the destroyer of life and death. And Sun God; the god of all that is good and bad. Another Deity is Gildbert, most information of this deity is a secret and can only been known to the followers of kobism.

"Its March 1st! Happy New year! Praise Sun God!"
"I follow the religion of Kobism"

Kobism by Jkooq11 August 13, 2023

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kobies

synonym: babies/children

I will have to pick up the kobies from school today.

Did you feed the koby?

kobies by lpaper February 10, 2010

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kobass

Kobass is a term that relates to saussage (kobasica) and a cock.

-Look old guy that nigro has a large kobass.
-Rage sucked his kobass yesterday.

and in case its saussage...

-Oh Old Guy , My mom made me a kobass for dinner!!!

kobass by bockeeeeeeeeey October 3, 2006

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kobiashimaru

In Star Trek II: The no win scenario that all starfleet commanders faced upon leaving the academy. There is no way to beat the simulation to see how a commander can cope with such a scenario.

However, Captain Kirk got a medal of ingenuity from Starfleet by beating the simulation by reprogramming the computer to have a situation in which he could win.
It's the only known solution and noone has been able to reproduce it but Kirk.

A kobiashimaru- when a guy loses a girl and it's his fault- and he absolutely can't get her back and its tearing him apart- but he has noone to blame but himself.

kobiashimaru by Vithar April 27, 2003

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