kobiat 

Clearly, a word. Anyone using this word in Scrabble should be deemed the Smartest Person Alive and the All-Time Winner of Scrabble and Any Other Game She Chooses.

Also, it is when you act like Kobe but, additionally, like an idiot.

Wow, Leslie must be really smart. She used Kobiat in Scrabble.

kobiat by Leslie EVans February 18, 2008

kobias 

One real ass mf.

"That dude is a Kobias"
- Translate "That dude is one real ass mf"

kobias by Pussydestroyer2020 October 18, 2020

Kobata 

A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.

*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.

Kobata by Laref June 24, 2011

Kobata 

A low life who holds a high position, yet doesn't deserve it, and probably never will.

Dan: Damn he never works.
Royal: I know, what a Kobata.

Kobata by Royal ;D September 7, 2010

Kobito

a person that is a genius in every way. one that is cultured and smart and incredibly good looking.

"Wow. Ryan Gosling is such a kobito."

Kobito by blackle123 November 9, 2012

kobiashimaru 

In Star Trek II: The no win scenario that all starfleet commanders faced upon leaving the academy. There is no way to beat the simulation to see how a commander can cope with such a scenario.


However, Captain Kirk got a medal of ingenuity from Starfleet by beating the simulation by reprogramming the computer to have a situation in which he could win.
It's the only known solution and noone has been able to reproduce it but Kirk.

A kobiashimaru- when a guy loses a girl and it's his fault- and he absolutely can't get her back and its tearing him apart- but he has noone to blame but himself.

kobiashimaru by Vithar April 27, 2003

kobiot 

Clearly, a word. Anyone using this word in Scrabble should be deemed the Smartest Person Alive and the All-Time Winner of Scrabble and Any Other Game She Chooses.

Also, it is when you act like Kobe Bryant but, additionally, like an idiot.

Wow, Leslie must be really smart. She used Kobiot in Scrabble.

kobiot by Leslie Evans February 18, 2008