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Kobism is a religion largely known for the chicken water festival that takes place March 1st which is also the start of the new year according to the 'Bolaya' which is the word for the Kobism Bible. The religion worships 2 main Gods. Kobi; the creator and the destroyer of life and death. And Sun God; the god of all that is good and bad. Another Deity is Gildbert, most information of this deity is a secret and can only been known to the followers of kobism.
"Its March 1st! Happy New year! Praise Sun God!"
"I follow the religion of Kobism"
Kobism by Jkooq11 August 13, 2023
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The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.
Dj is showing Kobeism on the court.
Kobeism by recklesswrld January 27, 2020
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The belief that one person can inspire an entire generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries, and to never, ever give up
The Black Mamba always followed Kobeism
Kobeism by saggy tater tits January 27, 2020
"God has converted to Kobeism"
"Jesus converted to Kobeism; he wears Kobe pajamas to bed"
kobeism by hhhahahaha April 25, 2009
(Noun) (Koh-Bee-Izm) The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.
We all follow Kobeism in some way. Working as hard as we possibly can, full of determination to reach our goals
Kobeism by LippRippinNH January 27, 2020

kobesmind 

Uploads YouTube videos on the game, "Pocket Mortys" which is based on the popular TV show, "Rick and Morty". He also uploads general gaming videos on several other phone apps.
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kodism is the belief of a god named kota, kota brings prosperity and fortune to those who help her in her journeys, you can find kota within the people around you, kota is a soul or guide that helps those in need by helping those in need you are furthermore closer to kota and will experience a life full of love and joy
With great kindness kodism can show you the way of prosperity
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