knoped

The act of sensing Tammy is here and finding a way out at all costs.

So i felt it happen and Knoped the fuck out.

by fester99 January 24, 2017

Leslie Knope

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.

Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.

by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

Knobedge

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.

Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.

by MikeBus September 3, 2010

Knowedgeability

Knowedgeability is a measurement which is often used by sociologists and psychoanalyists to determine, on scale of 1-100, the degree to which any given person can be known. Factors that play into a person's knowedgeability include: personality disorders, intellect, predelectation to small talk, physical appearance, self-image, and various other factors which may not be characteristics of the object, but of the subject, which do not explicitly play into the knowedgeability of the object.

Example: Person A is the subject and Person B is the object. Person A has a characteristic which may increase or decrease the knowedgeability of Person B, such as blindness or volume, which may eliminate or alter factors of Person B that play into Person B's knowedgeability. A situation may be as follows: Travis is very handsome, (he has a characteristic which strongly effects his knowedgeability) and Jen is blind. Jen's blindness eliminates Travis' physical appearance from the list of factors which effect his knowedgeability. In this case, Travis' knowedgeability was decreased by Jen's blindness.

by animeaddict195x July 18, 2007

knowed

Absolute knowledge of the future said in past tense before it actually happens.

I knowed we will be married.

by DAKnowed January 10, 2009

knopen

V. The act of knocking on and opening a closed door simultaneously.

Mom knopened my bedroom door and entered to wake me up for school

by KRS10 June 29, 2011

Knobed

this word perfectly describes a lazy boy who drinks a lot and is common. he has jumpers and socks with holes in and is a genral tramp! he makes himself feel better by insulting and bullying innocent girls who are way out of his league. and he is so dirty and has so many S.T.Is he has to have a bath 2 times a day.

1. MAT IS A KNOBED!
2. that knobed makes me sick

haaaaa turn tht around bitch

by one time at band camp :p January 17, 2009