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Leslie Knope 

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.
Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.
Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018
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if u are a knob end u are a DICK HEAD it is a less rude way of callin some 1 or som thing DICK HEAD
ha'll you ya knobend suck ma toe
knobend by danny kent January 14, 2004
leckeres Gebäck bei Aldi

kann man sich in der Hofpause kurz gönnen
Benett: Hast du Hunger
Michelle: Oui
Benett: Lass Knoten holen
Knoten by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

Kopenhafer 

That thing when you are fisting a girl in the ass while you nail her doggystyle. Then right before you cum, you pull your hand out, reach over the top of her head jam your hand in her mouth and pull back while getting off.
Remember that time when I got you with the kopenhafer.
Kopenhafer by Notfriend January 27, 2017
insult referring to someone being the end of a knob.
you knobend!

mary is such a knobend!
knobend by dazzerw April 16, 2008
He's sexy and he knows it.
One of the most gorgeous boys I have ever met. He's sexy all over but my favorite thing about him is his amazing eyes. His delicious smile is a close second. And his personality, is a rain forest.

He can be calm, or a wild animal.

He is known for making the strangest noises, growls, groans, that I personally find very attractive.
"Hey I met a guy named Knolen yesterday!"

"Oh that's awesome."

"Yeah maybe I'll ask him out sometime soon. Cause that boy is HAWT."
Knolen by Juuuuuuust a Girl. March 13, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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