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A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature
Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey
konkey by Le Dixz0n November 7, 2007
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noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.
I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys
Konkey by pllazy12 November 3, 2022
Referring to a full grown adult that lacks basic intellect. Much like a donkey or a kid. Kid+donkey=konkey
Man that dude was such a Konkey!
Konkey by Embey September 13, 2016
A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases
I Wouldn't Let Him fuck me With That Konkey.
konkey by Elizabeth Noel November 22, 2007
Slang. Another name for the anus.
Yo' shove this up your konkey!
konkey by chrisX December 9, 2008
Wife: "Mary Ellen is coming over, and she's bringing her konkey."
Kids: "Yaaaaay.!"
Husband: "He is the most polite konkey I've ever met."
konkey by The Congos November 8, 2007

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.
Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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