knobulist 

k-nob-u-list: To be educated in the field of knobs, handles, pulls, rosettes and all to do with vintage furniture hardware.

A knobulist may be consulted in the course of some vintage furniture restoration.

knobulist by P. Mac February 17, 2009

knobelisk 

A sculpture which may, when viewed from the correct angle, resemble an erect penis.

Claire: Hey have you seen that new sculpture, Dream?
Annette: That's a knobelisk and a half!
Claire: I love public art!

knobelisk by Angel_k May 23, 2010

knobfisting 

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

knobfisting by Doddi October 7, 2008

knobulate 

To rotate a knob clockwise then anticlockwise in quick succession.

To create some interesting filter sweep effects take hold of the filter cutoff control and knobulate vigourously.

knobulate by tom101 August 4, 2003

grassy knollist 

to grassy knoll is introduce a bizarre conspiracy theory or false eye witness account when seeking to evade Truth and Reality; one who "grassy knolls" is known as a grassy knollist

Hillary is such a grassy knollist! First she tried to sell us on some vast right wing conspiracy when she was asked about Bill and Monica. Then all that crap about Bosnian sniper fire. Truth and Reality: Bill strayed and there were no snipers.

grassy knollist by theVizma March 31, 2008

knobulus 

Variation on the term "knob", meaning penis, used in a general derogatory sense.

Stop wasting my time, you knobulus.

knobulus by q808 May 31, 2007

knobulate 

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

knobulate by tom January 17, 2004