knobbz

the greatest man alive.

is often looked up to by his friends and family.

can make anybody look good or "fly".

every other sentence out of his mouth is "thats what she said..."

"man, that dude is so cool, he must be knobbz."

"i wish i could be knobbz."

by kcolbonk February 20, 2009

knobbsy

A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.

Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.

by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

Knobber Nugget

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.

Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”

by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Pocket Knobber

One who touches them selves through there pocket

Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1

by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010