Stewing

The act of male masturbation using your own shit for lubrication.

Why does my boyfriend's dick smell like shit? Maybe he was stewing.

by mdhold May 14, 2010

stewing

The act of repressing a deuce, usually due to lack of facilities or proper crapper conditions, allowing the feces to develop a more pungent aroma than normal, leading to horrific smelling gas.

I've had this shit stewing for hours, this is gonna reek.

by Jibba22 April 4, 2008

Stewing

The act of sitting all day (like a stew) and watching television.

My bestfriend and I were stewing all day yesterday and watched the whole first season of GOT

by Devco96 April 5, 2016

Stewing

Similar to brewing, but more intense. It happens when you got an intense one brewing inside of you

My boy Gilly was stewing up a storm in class today.

Mr. La was bare cheesed at me and gilly for stewing it up in front of him.

by Jewtron March 9, 2022

stewing

The act of getting into bed naked immediately after a shower, in order to dry off and warm up.

We had an awesome stewing sesh in Ayia Napa. it was so warm and cuddly

by Doolz March 18, 2008

Stewing

The act of sitting/lying very still on a comfy surface, wrapped in blankets and wearing big hoodies for a long period of time. Often combined with watching tv, dozing and/or scrolling TikTok.

Noah: "where have you been all day Sam?"

Sam: "stewing"

by barkingatthebirds February 13, 2023

Stewing

The art of having anal sex without thrusting. When a person “sticks it in” their partner’s buttocks and then leaves it inside to “stew” in their stench. The anal sex equivalent of the predominantly Mormon term “soaking”, which is used in attempt to circumvent the law of chastity.

Woman: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? We can try stewing in my bed again!

Man: Hell no! The last time we did that my dick smelled like shit for a week!

by LegalBastard December 8, 2025