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To make love with older women, like grannies.
Hilly loves knitt with Cowens grandma.
knitt by Matthew "dogs" Graham November 16, 2021
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Kittenality 

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.
My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten.
Kittenality by Kittenality May 17, 2008

Kittenality 

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.
My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten
Kittenality by Kittenality May 18, 2008

teacup kitten 

This is a tiny young kitten who could actually fit into a teacup!
Bootsy is a little teacup kitten!
teacup kitten by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Kitten Play 

Kitten play is a sub category of pet play - which is a BDSM practice. There is a lot that goes into it, but generally speaking, Kitten Play is a practice which involves a dom & sub (dominant and submissive). The pet, or in this case kitten, is the submissive, while their master, owner, or guardian is the dominant. A large part of kitten play, and pet play, is feeling like you have someone to take care of you - to rely on. When acting in kitten play, the submissive will meow, bite, scratch, or an other cat like behavior towards the dominant. The dominant will play with their kitten, and reward them for being good. Although, the full system of punishment & reward is a part of this practice.
Someone asked me why I wear a collar, ears, and tail, and I told them it is because I practice Kitten Play.
Kitten Play by masterslittlekitten December 19, 2015

kitten therapy 

Ohhhhh, so cute! It's when you are really stressed out and cute kittens just brighten your day and melt your anxiety away.
I used kitten therapy earlier, and now I feel better in dealing with school, parents, etc.

kittenball run

There is a fiber based internet website called Ravelry. There are many, many, many cat threads in the Lazy, Stupid & Godless forum/group. There is one particular person that lives in the Los Angeles area that has many feral momma cats having their kittens in her garage. She traps and spay/neuters the adults, and fosters the babies until they are big enough to be placed in forever homes. There are other members and non members of the group that volunteer to drive a leg of the route to get the kitten(s) to their new home(s) all over the United States, and up to the Canadian border.
Let's get to organizing the next kittenball run!
kittenball run by 29ways April 22, 2018
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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