knightrider

The story of a man...who does not exsist. An old TV show shown on U.S.A. depicting a talking black car driven by David Hasselholf

Knightrider is fun to watch while intoxicated

by Spencer Meyers December 29, 2003

knightrider

Neuvo cockney rhyming slang for a pint of cider, generally Strongbow within the M25

"Good morning, landlord, I'll have a knightrider with a Pernod chaser"

by Alistair Drummond February 16, 2005

The Knightrider

Having sexual intercourse many, many times continually and uninterruptedly resulting in both the penis and the vagina bleeding profusely.

Guy 1: Dude, how the fuck was your date with Teresa last night?
Guy 2: It was tight, I pulled the Knightrider on that ho'.
Guy 1: Wow, hows your penis doing?
Guy 2: Its bloody, but its nothing compared to her vagina. I'll have to check up on her today and make sure she hasn't bled out.

by Bill Tithe May 3, 2008

Kolkata knight rider

Most balanced and loving franchise of ipl owned by king of Bollywood sahrukh Khan.

Kolkata knight riders is a cricket franchise of ipl

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Knight Rider

When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.

So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.

by cowboy orange March 22, 2011

nightrider

white chicks who only fuck black guys

dayum, once you go black, you never go back seemed to be true for Alicia... the nightrider of all time

by alyssa April 6, 2005

knightwriter

A largely misunderstood former admin who, while he did make mistakes, was one of the better mods of the JC.

KnightWriter was a Comms mod.

by JCnerd March 23, 2004