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kneiv by juanseeeee March 29, 2018
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Knives Out 

To pull a Knives Out is to make a mistake that is mistakenly and unknowingly correct, only realizing so after the fact.
I pulled a Knives Out on my Algebra homework yesterday.
Knives Out by nabaloonda November 15, 2020
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kneiv • Knives • Keiva • kleivy • keivin • kneevage • kniving • keiver • Keivianna • keivkoo
Keiva is an awesome person. She's a beautiful woman and many thinks that she's a slut,but she's not. Most ties she angles, sporty, cool, and fun to hangout with. Keiva is kind. Never fought that shell wanta play hockey or hang out with a friend. She's hot too. Wen i mean that i mean "ohlala"There are to types...

a sporty and cool one

or

a fun and crazy one

She can be both!

its Keiva after all!

When you have a Kieva hold onto her. Because once you drop her as a friend you'll regret it. You'll also get revenge since Keiva does that.

You'll be lucky if she dates you. Many people have crushes on her

Keep a Keiva
Perso one: hi keiva!
person two: wanna go to a party
Keiva; HELL YA!

AT THE PARTY

RADMON BOY: heres my nuber
10 others do the same
Keiva by Amazing you! December 9, 2019

Swimming Knives 

A deadly inhabitant of the waters off the shores of Australia. A designed killer.
The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.
Swimming Knives by Scat Chambers March 15, 2008
In ancient Persian word means "Saturn". The root of the word means: "like king", which refers to the way Saturn looks like in comparison to the other planets. It is also a nice classy name.
His name is Keivan. Keivan planet in situated in the milky way.
Keivan by Dochar March 10, 2010
Treating disease by walking on wet grass.
Fhaul, Time's Barron: "will he use kneippism to treat himself?"

Aruu: "No, washing away diseases will never wash your inner problems"

Gatelord: "It'll only make it worse if you can't find the way."
Kneippism by Star Spire June 17, 2018

knieving 

Apparently, the way retarded people spell conniving. It means to scheme or plot wrongfully.
I was sad when I learned my BFF was really a knieving whore.
knieving by Crassus April 9, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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