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To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor
I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

krafty butcher 

A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor
Bourkey is such a krafty butcher
krafty butcher by Bishop Nelson March 28, 2005

Krafty Veteranz 

Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex

Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz
Krafty Veteranz by bjdniceboy March 22, 2010

Krafty Ending 

When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.
Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!
Krafty Ending by Stonecoldgee February 27, 2019
Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
Krafty by Jake/JCatt December 6, 2006
A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
Krafty by wafsnipes February 28, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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