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I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

krafty butcher 

A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor
Bourkey is such a krafty butcher
krafty butcher by Bishop Nelson March 28, 2005

Krafty Veteranz 

Butt-sex Connoisseur
Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex

Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz
Krafty Veteranz by bjdniceboy March 22, 2010

Krafty Ending 

When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.
Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!
Krafty Ending by Stonecoldgee February 27, 2019
Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
Krafty by Jake/JCatt December 6, 2006
A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
Krafty by wafsnipes February 28, 2019