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kmerg is a hot woman filled with juice men love kmerg on how sexy she is.
Hey that girl is so definitely a kmerg🥵😩😫
Dude į agree😩😫🥵
kmerg by Uguggi September 8, 2021
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A nickname for someone named Craig. Probably the sexiest man on the planet. Beware, he may ask for nudes from you and your nana.
“Who’s this man texting me and asking for nudes?”
“It’s probably Kerg. He’s soooo hot!”
Kerg by bigfatpp July 28, 2019
Related Words
kmerg • kerg • kmere • Kergasm • Kergle • kergogi • klerg • Kmeng bek • Kergan • kergburger

KerGoated 

Cracked and goated in the same word, means you are extremely good or bad at something.
Nick helmetag KerGoated his hammy in gym today. I am KerGoated in fortnite.
KerGoated by Beast5W October 23, 2019
A old e drank'N white man that is really a nia. Notorious for bein toe up, and whoopin all busta's ass.
Yo, I was at the club Friday Nite, and that White Nia Klergy C step foot on da turf like what. I saw muffucka toss mini Snoop Dogg across the floor, mile high.
Klergy C by Chris April 6, 2005

Îles Kerguelen 

A large, windswept volcanic archipelego in the middle of the Indian ocean, thousands of miles from the nearest populated landmass. Despite it's area, it is almost always missing from maps of the world.

Port Couvreux (formerly a whaling station, an experimental sheep farm and a geomagnetic station, at 49°17′S 69°42′E), on Baie du Hillsborough, on the southeast coast of Presqu'île Bouquet de la Grye. From 1912 sheep were bred to create an economic basis for settlement, but the attempt had to be abandoned in 1931.

The Îles Kerguelen (Kerguelen Archipelago, Kerguelen Islands) are located in the subantarctic regions of the far southern Indian Ocean, lying around 1,340 km east from the Crozet Islands and 5,310 km southeast from South Africa. The nearest islands to Kerguelen are the Australian owned Heard & MacDonald Islands located 440 km to the south. The islands are a French territory — forming part of the Terres Australes et Antarctiques Françaises (French Southern and Antarctic Territories), which also includes Terre Adélie (French claims in Antarctica), the Crozet Islands and the small islands of Amsterdam and St. Paul...
The Îles Kerguelen are dominated by the main island of Grande Terre (often simply kown as Kerguelen) with an area of 6,675 km². Off its coasts are several hundred smaller islands (usually quoted at 300 in number), islets and emergent rocks with a total area of some 540 km², bringing the overall land area of the group to 7,215 km². The largest of the minor islands is Île Foch at 206 km². Most islets lie close to the mainland shore, although several groups lie at farther distances — these include the Îles Nuageuses in the northwest, the Îles Swain in the northeast and Île Ronde in the south. The vast majority of the minor islets however, can be found off the east coast of Grande Terre, where the highly indented and fractured coast is split by the two large bays of Baie du Morbihan and Baie des Baleiniers.
A gathering of all one gender thats only goal is to see who can get hurt the most
That Kergy last night was fun to Watch
Kergy by Robert Rhodes September 21, 2007
(noun) PRONOUNCED kurr-gi; a word meaning incomparably awesome.
"Man, the new Transformers movie is Kergi."
Kergi by Doc W July 29, 2009
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