klunky

1) meaning fat or groovy bass lines in acid jazz

2) derivative of clunker meaning something is old

klunky jazz
this machine is a bit klunky

by Astro29 January 27, 2009

klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.

yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!

by deejzzle August 11, 2010

klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

by Scott March 5, 2005

Klunk

It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)

"You look like a pile of klunk!"

by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014

Kunky

An act that can be defined as both kinky and funky. Usually pertaining to a sexual act.

Dude, did you hear about that chick who bones guys with a disco ball and handcuffs? How kunky is that!

by Valeria<3 October 19, 2005

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax February 11, 2008

klunkan

Klunkan, my friends nickname. Also a verb. When used as a verb its klunkad.

1: Hey did you see Klunkan last night?
2: Yeah, he klunkad someone in the head. With his head! What a Klunkan move.

by catbage October 20, 2021