by sunny November 11, 2004
When a woman's clitoris is exceeding all standards in size, length and firmness; and resemble a small penis. Klinky is a combination of the words "dinky" and "clot" (see: alternative spelling "clunky")
"Man, I got my hands in her pants and I swear he had a klinky!"
"No ma'am you should not take steroids. You will end up with a klinky."
"No ma'am you should not take steroids. You will end up with a klinky."
by MrFantastik May 04, 2014
a derogatory term for a girl (usually tall) who is super thin and lanky, with no discernable curves, butt, or boobs, which makes them gangly and awkward.
typically used to describe those with "heroin chic" physiques.
typically used to describe those with "heroin chic" physiques.
Girl 1: Did you see how Samantha looked at your guy?
Girl 2: She's like a baby giraffe. She's got no body, flat as a plank. That klinky bitch is not taking my man.
Girl 2: She's like a baby giraffe. She's got no body, flat as a plank. That klinky bitch is not taking my man.
by spiritsound March 15, 2022
The act of mutual anilingus (ass eating) between man and woman, typically husband and wife. Named for Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, the Barbie and Ken killers. Paul referred to Karla as his “little ass licker” and there is a picture of them holding two alcoholic beverages while drunk; presumably, one would think they toasted the drinks, creating a “klink” sound, thus “klinkies”.
Paul: Here’s to our relationship and our wanton murder of young women!
*drinks hit each other”
Paul: Klinkies!
Karla: can I eat your ass now?
Eminem: sure, if I can eat yours.
*drinks hit each other”
Paul: Klinkies!
Karla: can I eat your ass now?
Eminem: sure, if I can eat yours.
by VickyVonVanimal December 26, 2024
Apoorva Gupta created this genius term in the UWS after receiving an iced latte, where the ice made a “clinking” sound. Pure genius.
by cockadoodle dingle February 29, 2024