klouned

To kloun. The result of partying excessively with copious amounts of alcohol, possibly mixed with excessive amounts of adderall followed by many dabs/bong rips. In certain instances, significant quantities of sugary candy, pastries, burritos and/or pizza will be consumed once the klouning has commenced. When one goes so hard he is unable to dekloun at any rate that would be acceptable by societal standards.

Bill: Dude Kloun went really hard last night.
Reid: Yeah man, he got so klouned he couldn't even make it out to the Hangee Upee.
Bill: Have you ever seen the kloun go so hard he couldn't make it to the Hangee Upee?
Reid: Nolo bro.

by George Klouny August 12, 2013

klonedashian

A copy of Kardashian. Specifically with makeup but can apply to clothing as well. The generic every woman. Caked on make up, cat eyes, generally unhealthy, unfit and only takes pictures with a filter on.

The opposite of beautiful.

Wow look at Ashley with her makeup now she looks like one of those Klonedashians

by Kurt M October 6, 2021

Klouded

When a Ninja's judgment/senses are exhausted or unable to process information with 100% knowledge.

Or knowledge gained by a Ninja about something else was incorrect/miss informed or not communicated completely/correctly causing the wrong judgement/information to be relayed.

My mind is so Klouded, i can't even get around it.
You lookin' at my thoughts, thinkin' my brain is clear. But my head is so klouded, on my Kloud up here.

Lookin' at me strange, cause i keep it so klouded, I'm feelin' at a disarray but no clue what to do bout it.

by Lando Kloud December 3, 2021

kluned

to get hit by something or smacked by someone.

i just got kluned by the baseball. John just kluned me in the head.

by martha ayres August 3, 2007