Klundge

The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.

Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.

Klundge by MrPea October 25, 2010

kludgebucket 

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

kludgebucket by bustapost October 8, 2008

klunge 

vagina (usually derogotary)

Up yer klunge !

klunge by Giles September 23, 2003

kludge 

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.

kludge by Alli February 4, 2003

kludge 

Not a necessarily a quick fix - but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; It's not pretty.

Also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.

Engineer 1: "look I fixed it!"

Engineer 1: "Turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable."

Engineer 2: "thats's a total kludge."

kludge by Rotella-T December 17, 2013

klunge punch 

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.

'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'

klunge punch by Tuffai February 23, 2009

kludge 

Bad code that works but is barely readable, overly complex and unmaintainable.

This code is a total kludge!

kludge by Kristin October 8, 2001