The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.
by MrPea March 24, 2013
The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.
Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
by MrPea October 25, 2010