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klwned

'Klwned' is similer to pwned, in that people are made fun of/look stupid. To be klwned is to pwn oneself, making a complete idiot of yourself. People usually klwn on a BBS such as the one at newgrounds.com.
Person 1: we make fun of windows cos of its lack of reliability, the mac is WAAAAAAT more reliable
Person 2: lol klwned.
by -liam- September 24, 2005
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kwned

kwned is a rarely used edition of the word owned and pwned.

In certain first person shooter games (namely Counter-Strike), players are equipped with a primary weapon, a secondary weapon, and a melee attack. In Counter-Strike (CS hence forth) players are given a knife. To "kwn" a person would be to own them with the knife.

Note that the K indeed stands for knife, and to use it in the context of being hit (such as in Halo) would be incorrect.
FatManMGS2 killed Noob with knife.

Noob: Darn!
FatManMGS2: kwned
by FatManMGS2 December 30, 2006
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KLWND

Being 'outed' as a paedophile on the metalhammer message board. see Klown
Random Loser Ok, so she was 15 and a bit, i admit it.
everyone else KLWND!
by Peter File September 16, 2004
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k0wned

k0wned, is a mixture if the word owned and k0, the term k0 is often used in a mmorpg called runescape when you kill another player
lol did you see that? i just k0wned that noob
by Brady e April 23, 2007
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KLWND

One higher than PWND which is one up from OWND (or OWN3D).

Invented by a brain in a jar on the metalhammer messageboards after a certain poster got boned by Klown.
MH User 1: Did you hear about someone who said she was 16 and got boned by Klown?
MH User 2: No? Hahahahaha, bitch got KLWND!
by Lugs-o September 30, 2004
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klonedashian

A copy of Kardashian. Specifically with makeup but can apply to clothing as well. The generic every woman. Caked on make up, cat eyes, generally unhealthy, unfit and only takes pictures with a filter on.

The opposite of beautiful.
Wow look at Ashley with her makeup now she looks like one of those Klonedashians
by Kurt M October 6, 2021
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Klwnd

Being caught exposing yourself to young girls via the internet.

To be the victim of an exposer.
"Did you hear about Sarky? She got totally KLWND!"
by cris September 16, 2004
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