klwned
'Klwned' is similer to pwned, in that people are made fun of/look stupid. To be klwned is to pwn oneself, making a complete idiot of yourself. People usually klwn on a BBS such as the one at newgrounds.com.
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kwned
kwned is a rarely used edition of the word owned and pwned.
In certain first person shooter games (namely Counter-Strike), players are equipped with a primary weapon, a secondary weapon, and a melee attack. In Counter-Strike (CS hence forth) players are given a knife. To "kwn" a person would be to own them with the knife.
Note that the K indeed stands for knife, and to use it in the context of being hit (such as in Halo) would be incorrect.
In certain first person shooter games (namely Counter-Strike), players are equipped with a primary weapon, a secondary weapon, and a melee attack. In Counter-Strike (CS hence forth) players are given a knife. To "kwn" a person would be to own them with the knife.
Note that the K indeed stands for knife, and to use it in the context of being hit (such as in Halo) would be incorrect.
kwned by FatManMGS2 December 30, 2006
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klwned • Klwnd • Klaned • k0wned • Klenedank • klonedashian • kluned • kwned • Lilly Klinedinst • k lined
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klonedashian by Kurt M October 6, 2021
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