klorking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

"After yesterday's Mexican food, I had an insane klorking-session in the basement"

klorking by squidwards-throbbing-clarinet March 31, 2020

klonking 

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

klonking by tysk8s July 1, 2014

Korking 

Norwegian slang for two people to have sex. From Paradise Hotel season 6, where they build a miniature tower made of caps from juice boxes, named "a kork".

"Babe, lets do some korking".

Korking by streetpreacher November 3, 2014

Klocking 

studying achieve a 10 on a slut test; Doing whatever it takes to keep the legs apart; Boasting about how easy thereself is

Sherri: Just got asked to model for PlayBoy when I turn 18 :) yea or nah?

George: Will you stop Klocking?

Klocking by CornyVirgins December 31, 2011

Klurking 

The act of lurking around, then suddenly being klonked on the head by a falling object.

Tom: Guys lets go lurking!
Bob: Ok.
Tom: Thois is fu- *KLONK*
Bob: Now were klurking.

Klurking by EchoBois October 9, 2023

Klurking 

The act of lurking, then getting klunk'ed on the head by a falling UFO

Bob: Yo lets go lurking bro
Tom: Ok.
Bob: This is so much fu- *KLUNK*
Tom: We are now Klurking

Klurking by EchoBois October 9, 2023