klorking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

"After yesterday's Mexican food, I had an insane klorking-session in the basement"

by squidwards-throbbing-clarinet March 31, 2020

klonking

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

by tysk8s July 1, 2014

Korking

Norwegian slang for two people to have sex. From Paradise Hotel season 6, where they build a miniature tower made of caps from juice boxes, named "a kork".

"Babe, lets do some korking".

by streetpreacher November 3, 2014

Klocking

studying achieve a 10 on a slut test; Doing whatever it takes to keep the legs apart; Boasting about how easy thereself is

Sherri: Just got asked to model for PlayBoy when I turn 18 :) yea or nah?

George: Will you stop Klocking?

by CornyVirgins December 31, 2011

Klurking

The act of lurking around, then suddenly being klonked on the head by a falling object.

Tom: Guys lets go lurking!
Bob: Ok.
Tom: Thois is fu- *KLONK*
Bob: Now were klurking.

by EchoBois October 9, 2023

Klurking

The act of lurking, then getting klunk'ed on the head by a falling UFO

Bob: Yo lets go lurking bro
Tom: Ok.
Bob: This is so much fu- *KLUNK*
Tom: We are now Klurking

by EchoBois October 9, 2023