klompfing
Everyone knows what klompfing is and how to klompf. It’s common knowledge, just like how everyone knows what a plumbus is.
Bro is you klompfing??!?
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Mein Kampfing
The act of camping while playing Call of Duty World at War, since most of the game takes place in Nazi Germany
Jim: (Whilst Playing CoD WoW) "Yo dude I keep dying, where am I getting shot from"
Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
Mein Kampfing by jsd1027 June 22, 2011
kempfing
The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach or chest if possible. People that kempf usually are attracted to "filling up" girls with the first name Kailyn, Shawna, and Faye. Also the only way to be endowed with diesel flowing through your small penis is to be obsessed with diesel, trucks, or cranes.
Kailyn - Last night got weird I was riding Joe then he went inside me.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.
kempfing by Trucks, Diesel, Cranes July 28, 2009
klopping
klopping by Kadencansuckmydick June 28, 2017
Klopping
Klopping by FallenAngel00me May 11, 2022
Klomping
When you use your brute strength to hold your partner down and force them into submission and do butt stuff
Klomping by Klomptastic April 19, 2020
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