klompfing

Everyone knows what klompfing is and how to klompf. It’s common knowledge, just like how everyone knows what a plumbus is.

Bro is you klompfing??!?

klompfing by Klompfer April 17, 2022

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Mein Kampfing

The act of camping while playing Call of Duty World at War, since most of the game takes place in Nazi Germany

Jim: (Whilst Playing CoD WoW) "Yo dude I keep dying, where am I getting shot from"

Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"

Mein Kampfing by jsd1027 June 22, 2011

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kempfing

The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach or chest if possible. People that kempf usually are attracted to "filling up" girls with the first name Kailyn, Shawna, and Faye. Also the only way to be endowed with diesel flowing through your small penis is to be obsessed with diesel, trucks, or cranes.

Kailyn - Last night got weird I was riding Joe then he went inside me.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.

kempfing by Trucks, Diesel, Cranes July 28, 2009